An Open Letter to God

Dear God,

A Christian friend recently told me that Heaven is wide open to anyone who accepts Jesus, and that such acceptance is sufficient to get in.

Is this true? If so, I'd like to NOT come.

I really don't want to spend eternity with the likes of Hitler, Timothy McVeigh, George W. Bush, and any number of gay haters and abortion clinic bombers.

A good day to you, Sir.


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