12/21/12: Zombies

Only the fundamentalist Christian dead rose on 12/21/12.

They were zombies when they were alive, so it seems apt.

They aren't like in the horror movies though. Whatever power or powers saw fit to re-animate them restored them fully back to their normal selves at what looks to be about 30 years of age, completely free of morbidity of any kind, as far as I can tell.

They don't eat people either.

But they do eat food. And since humanity wasn't really expecting a few million more mouths to feed, it looks like an apocalypse will go down anyway.

The risen dead are ornery, and they are assembling, in churches mostly. So those are not a safe haven.

It's not a textbook zombie apocalypse. But it seems like a rather semantic argument at this point.

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