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4.15.2012

Non-Golfers

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People who do not play golf usually don't identify themselves as non-golfers. Similarly, non-believers do not need to identify themselves as atheists.

On the other hand, golfers don't usually go about trying to make everyone else play golf and they usually don't feel threatened or insecure around people who don't like golf.

4.06.2012

Zombies

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They consume the body and blood.

They will attack you if you are not one of them.

They do not bother their own kind, no matter what horrific things they do.

They do not listen to reason.

The are persistent and difficult to escape from.

They congregate in large groups.

Science cannot fix them.

Oh wait, we are talking about zombies?

They are mythological creatures who rise from the dead.